Okay, so you’re shy. You’re not comfortable meeting girls. You have problems getting dates. When you talk to a girl you’re attracted to, you freeze up, get nervous, and tongue -- tied. Well, guess what - you’re not alone.

     There are lots of guys out there just like you – guys who seem cursed to go through life without a partner. By this point, you’ve probably convinced yourself that you’re never going to meet anyone, that you’re going to spend the rest of your days hanging out with the guys, shooting pool on Saturday nights.

     Well it doesn’t have to be that way. And I should know, because I’ve been in your shoes.

     When I was younger, I had a severe shyness complex. I was so shy, I couldn’t look anyone in the eye when I spoke to them. I used to keep my head hung low. Very low. People used to have to look at the top of my head as they spoke to me. I hated meeting new people – absolutely hated it.

     As you might imagine, a shyness complex like this completely prevented me from meeting any girls. I never had a date in high school. I never went to the prom, or to any of the school dances. Sure, I wanted to go out with girls, but there was only one problem – I was too shy to do anything about it.

     I used to have fantasies about how I could trick girls into going out with me, without my having to actually go through the trauma of asking them on dates. Of course, I never acted on any of these fantasies. But I still had hope – after all, Hollywood had taught me that if you wait around long enough, eventually the girl of your dreams will ask you out. Well, that never happened to me – at least not with any girl I had any interest in dating.

     I remember a friend once tried to convince me to ask out a girl. I argued against the idea, saying it wasn’t safe. I told my friend, "The only safe relationships are the ones in your mind." Pretty sad, but it’s true, in a twisted kind of way. In your dreams, you can have any girl you want, with no repercussions whatsoever. But in the real world, there are no guarantees. Why give up a healthy fantasy life for the ugly reality of potential rejection?

     Although I fantasized about the opposite sex constantly, my actual social life was nonexistent. I must say, though, I had an incredible sex life in my dreams. I had a totally serious plan all worked out to steal Cindy Crawford away from Richard Gere. (I mean, come on – how hard would that have been? It’s not like Richard Gere was going to put up any kind of a fight!)

     Eventually, I abandoned my fantasy world for the real one, with all the pleasure and pain and surprises and fear and heartache that it offers. In the real world, you don’t always have control over what happens, and therein lies the risk.

     But if you ever intend to have a full and satisfying life, you’ve got to take chances. You’ve got to actually talk to that cute girl in the back row of your science class, regardless of how difficult it may be for you. Because no matter how many friends you have, no matter how much satisfaction you get from your job, and how much love and support you get from your family, without a girl by your side, there’s always going to be a big hole in your life.

     Sure, you can try and convince yourself otherwise. You can argue, "But I’ve got a very fulfilling job! And I have a great time when I go out with my friends!" But at the end of the day, when you lie alone in bed, you’ll know the truth – that there is something missing.

     We all have a deep, ingrained desire to share our lives with someone. This is the most basic and primal human need. Sure, you can have a decent life alone, but it will be infinitely richer if you have someone there beside you. When you’re younger, you can go out with our friends and have a great time. But as you get older, it’s just not the same. Those same experiences would be more enjoyable, more meaningful, with the girl you love alongside you.

     Being in a serious relationship certainly makes Valentine’s Day a hell of a lot easier to deal with. And there is something to be said for steady sex, too! Anyone who’s in a serious relationship could tell you that. That’s just one of the many fringe benefits!

     I remember being at the Jersey shore, at the age of sixteen, seeing a pretty girl in the water, walking up to her, standing next to her, desperate to talk to her. All I had to do was ask her "How’s the water?" That’s all. Three little words. But I couldn’t do it. I was too shy. And so I walked away, leaving behind an ocean full of missed opportunities.

     When I was seventeen, I again approached pretty girls at the Jersey shore, and this time, I was so horny that I was actually able to strike up conversations with them. But I was unable to actually ask the girls out on dates. At the conclusion of a conversation, I would say, "It was nice meeting you," and walk away, leaving the girl to wonder why I hadn’t had the guts to ask the question I had obviously been leading up to the entire time. It tore me up inside, not being able to ask out those girls – to carry the ball all the way down the field and then fumble on the one yard line – but there was nothing I could do about it. I was shy.

     I finally asked a girl out at the age of eighteen, in my first year of collage. I went on my first date at nineteen, and I was in my early twenties when I had sex with a real live woman for the first time.

     I wasted a lot of years wallowing in shyness, and I hate to see anyone making the same mistakes I made. My main problem, when it came to girls, was that I never had any encouragement. If only I had had a mentor – someone to coach me, to guide me, to tell me all the right words to say, the right moves to make, and when to make them.

     My parents divorced when I was nine, so my dad wasn’t around that much. (To Dad’s credit, he once tried to offer me a helpful dating tip. He advised, "You should learn how to dance! Girls like guy’s who can dance!" He told me that when I was twenty-five. Good ol’ Dad – he was a fine role model in many ways, but giving pointers on dating was not his specialty!)

     My older brother mostly hung out with his own friends and did his own thing. I never forgot the one piece of dating advice he did give me. My brother said the best time to approach girls is when you are on vacation. Odds are, you will never see any of these girls again, so it doesn’t matter if they reject you. One of the biggest fears holding back a Shy Guy is the thought of having to face a girl again after she has rejected him. By only approaching girls while you are on vacation, you eliminate the risk.

     I never forgot my brother’s advice, and I’ve put it into use on all my subsequent vacations. My only wish was that he had told me that at the beginning of the summer, so I wouldn’t have wasted another season. That one piece of encouragement, meant so much to me.

     As I've grown older, I've done my best to encourage my friends in all their romantic pursuits. Usually I wind up going overboard and giving my friends too much encouragement, but you can see where it's coming from. A little bit of encouragement can make the difference between your friend meeting his future wife or walking away at the end of the night saying, "I really wish I had said something!" To this day, it still rankles me to see any guy walk away from an opportunity to meet a cute girl because he let his shyness get in the way.

     One of my proudest moments as a supportive friend came one night when my buddy Ted was in a bar, chatting up a young lady he was extremely attracted to. They hit it off and talked for hours. I wasn't doing so well myself that night, so I went off and played video games for an hour or two. I came back to find Ted, still chatting up his ideal lass. I told him I was ready to leave, and since Ted had driven with me, this meant he had to leave, too.

     Ted said goodbye to the girl he had just spent three hours talking to, and we headed for the exit. I asked Ted if he had gotten her phone number. He said no -- he hadn't had a chance. I stopped in my tracks. I ordered Ted, "Go get her number!" Ted eagerly rushed back to the bar and returned a few moments later, clutching the girl's phone number. They went on to have a short-lived but extremely satisfying relationship that Ted remembers fondly. To this day, he credits me with helping him close the deal. That's what I mean by a little encouragement going a long way.

     Another quick example. I was hanging out in a country -- western bar with my friend Paul. Paul saw a girl he was extremely attracted to, but there was only one problem -- the girl looked just like his brother's wife! Paul was worried about how this would look at family get -- togethers. ("Look! Paul's dating a girl who looks just like his brother's wife! What's the story with that?")

     I told Paul, "You haven't even spoken to this girl yet, and already you're worried about family get -- togethers! Why don't you just talk to her first, and see where it goes from there?" Since Paul was very attracted to her, he decided to give it a shot. They got married last year. I like to think I had a little something to do with it!

     And that's the reason I have written this book. I want to help all the Shy Guys out there, give them that little extra push they may need. Shyness is a disease, but it can be cured. I had to do it the hard way  through a long, painful process of self-discovery. Sure, I had some encouragement over the years, but never enough, and never from the people I needed it from the most. My mother was always supportive, but a Shy Guy desperately needs dating advice from his peers or an older male role model, not from his mom.

     My primary source for advice on dating was movies and TV. At the age of seventeen, it was quite a revelation for me to receive some dating tips from the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High, in which the slick womanizer, Damone, offers his shy friend, Mark Ratner, a five -- point plan for meeting chicks. It goes like this:

1. Never let on how much you like her.
2. Always call the shots
3. Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be.
4. When ordering food, find out what she wants and then order for the both of you -- that's the classy thing to do.
5. This is most important: when it comes to making out, whenever possible, play side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

(I'm not sure how important that last one actually is -- in the movie, Ratner plays the wrong Led Zep album, and he still gets the girl. So maybe the choice of music really isn't that crucial if the girl really likes you.)

 

     Other than Damone's five -- point plan, I was basically on my own. None of my friends dated much, so I couldn't get any pointers from them. I counted instead on the Happy Days gang and Three's Company's Jack Tripper to fill in the blanks.

     I remember one night when my older brother came back from a movie, I asked him how he and his date liked the flick. He told me, "We didn't exactly watch the movie!"

     I had never been more impressed with my brother than at that moment. He had actually gone to the movies and made out with a girl! He had accomplished the kind of miracle that only happens on TV! Sure, that type of thing was a common occurrence for the Fonz, but for it to happen to someone I actually knew…

     Well, needless to say, it became by life's goal to bring a girl to the movies and swap saliva with her. And I'm proud to say that this is a feat I have since accomplished, on more than one occasion. How many people can say they have achieved their life's dream? I can!

     One final memory from childhood. I remember a rather depressing Billy Joel song called "Captain Jack." The song had a lyric about a guy who stayed at home on a Saturday night and masturbated while his sister went out on dates. Well, that pretty much sums up my social life in junior high and high school. I don’t know if this is a situation Billy Joel experienced first -- hand (no pun intended), but you can tell it was written from someone's actual experience. Believe me, it's pretty tough watching your little sister going out on dates while you stay home, spanking the monkey, because you don't have the guts to ask a girl out.

     This book is for all the guys who stay home every Saturday night, while their brothers and sisters go out and have fun. You know who you are. There are millions of you out there. You have everything going for you. People tell you that all the time. You may be good -- looking and smart and funny and nice, but when it comes to women, you just don't know the score. You're certain the ladies would like you if they got to know you, but that's the problem-you're too shy to make the first move.

     It is my sincere hope that those of you reading this book will gain some useful information from it.

     No one should have to get all their dating advice from TV and the movies. And no one should have to go through life alone. If the only thing that's stopping you is that you lack confidence, there may still be hope for you.

     I had to teach myself how to meet girls. You've got it easy. All you have to do is read the advice that follows. I've approached thousands of girls over the years and received more than my share of rejections. As time went on, I learned which approaches work well for a Shy Guy (for I am still basically a Shy Guy at heart) and which ones don't.

     Here's your chance to benefit from my mistakes. Don't let all my rejections be in vain. I took the punches so you don't have to. (To a Shy Guy, there is no greater pain in the world than the sharp sting of rejection -- the bitter anguish of expressing your feelings for a girl, only to crash and burn like a World War 1 bomber!)

     Join me as I take you step by step on the path to overcoming your shyness, learning how to approach the girls you are attracted to, finding out where to meet them, and knowing what to say and do afterwards.

     I can't guarantee this book will give you the dating prowess of Scott Baio (He's dated all the girls on Baywatch, plus Heather Locklear!), but I like to think that, with a little bit of encouragement, maybe you really can ask out the cute girl in the back of your science class…or that new receptionist in the office…or that pretty girl who's sitting on the bar stool.

     And that's a fine start, wouldn't you say?    

     The life of a Shy Guy involves taking no chances, maintaining a predictable, if dull, routine. No matter where he goes or what he does, a Shy Guy wants to feel comfortable. The goal of a Shy Guy is to avoid risks at all costs.     

        Shy Guys like to keep up the illusion that they have no interest in the opposite sex, because, in this way, they avoid a lot of awkward questions about the social lives.     

     There is really only one thing stopping a Shy Guy from asking out a girl. The girl could say no. That's all there is to it. It's that simple. To a Shy Guy, the thought of being rejected is so unpleasant, he would rather go through life alone than face the possibility of being rejected.

     Fear of rejection is an overwhelming force that keeps a Shy Guy paralyzed for most of his life. All it would take is one face -- to -- face rejection and a Shy Guy could head for a cave and live out the rest of his life as a hermit.     

      If you ever want to meet anyone, you're going to have to take some risks. You're going to have to come out of that asexual closet and admit you have a sex drive. In other words, you're going to have to let people know you like girls.    

     Life's too short to dwell on your failures. If you get shot down, get over it, and move on to the next girl. And if she rejects you, too, then move on to the next one! There's a great big world out there, and if you're not getting as much as you can out of life because fear of rejection is holding you back, then it's time you made some changes.

     Scaling the wall is one of the most difficult things for a Shy Guy to do. It took me years to do it, and I worked at it full time.

     But once you make it over that wall, you will feel better about yourself, and you will have a more fulfilling life. You may find, as you overcome your shyness, that you develop more confidence in every aspect of life and become a more complete person.

          I want you to see that you can meet girls despite your shyness, to work with your handicap. There are little tricks I've learned over the years that enable me to meet girls, despite a shyness complex. You may not be comfortable approaching strangers, but you can make the process more comfortable for yourself. The more comfortable you are, the easier it will be.    

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