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Shy
Guy's Guide To Dating
Top
Ten Worst Pick Up Lines
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What's
your sign? (Too seventies. Likewise, "Read any good books lately?"--it
may have worked on The Love Boat, but these are more sophisticated times
we live in!)
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Do
you come here often? (Too closely associated with pickup artists. Often a girl
will ask you this question, because she wants to determine if you cruise bars a
lot. Be very careful answering this question. A girl doesn't really want to
hear, "Oh yeah, I'm here every Friday and Saturday night!" They prefer
to hear, "I hardly ever go to clubs.")
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Would
you like to dance? (Most girls have no interest in dancing with strangers.
Unless you're a phenomenal dancer, you're best bet is to get to know her first
and then wait until much later in the evening before asking her to dance.)
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I've
been watching you all night and I'd really like to get to know you. (Too
stalkerish; you don't want to scare the girl away before you've even met her.)
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My
friend thinks you're really cute and wants to meet you. (Girls hate this line,
because it implies that a] you're friend is a coward, and b] you have no
interest in her yourself.)
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Will
you marry me? (Too cutesy for an opening line; only works on TV.)
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If
I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? (Too Benny
Hill.)
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You
must be awful tired, because you were running through my dreams all night.
(Sounds too much like you were masturbating over her.)
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You
must be a thief, because you stole my heart. (Too corny.)
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You
look just like Cindy Crawford (or some other celebrity.)
(Girls hate being compared to celebrities! If they do look like
the celebrity, chances are,
they've heard it a million times before, and they're sick of hearing it!)
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